Can Someone Please Force Naomi Campbell Into Retirement?

(Image source -- givin' credit where it doo-doo!)

... So we don't have to be subjected to photos of her topless and wearing sequined Hammer pants? Enough is enough. That shot of her laying at the bottom of the stairs is like a metaphorical open invitation = pleeease, someone, push a craycray lady. I do like the animated cupcakes though.

In more exciting news, this Frizz Forecaster is a most supremely genius invention. Now if someone could only invent a de-frizzer that ACTUALLY WORKS. Grr. Thankfully I won't be needing one at the moment as I'm going back to bed to sleep off that hangovah. Nitey!