Why Does This Boring-Ass Button-Down Shirt Cost

You know that Marie Claire feature, "Why Does This Bag Cost $XXXX?" Okay, why the Christ does this Todd Lynn button-down shirt cost $965??? Was it made by magical golden-tongued prize-winning kittens, who licked the cotton until this shirt was fully formed? Or better yet, was it made by unicorns? Mystical hybrid Mermaid-centaurs? For $1000, it'd better be.

Also: this Mayle dress from Steven Alan is adorable, but not $620's worth of adorable.