Vivienne Westwood's INSANE Rocking Horse PLASTIC Wedges

Like really really platform. Really plastic. Yes. This is happening. And you have Vivienne Westwood to thank.

($198, Vivienne Westwood, My-wardrobe.com)

Now I couldn't for a hot split second wear these without toppling over, but I love the Nike, Winged Goddess of Victory vibe. And if I COULD wear them, I'd probably just say fuck it and wear them with black sequined leggings. At that point, why not?

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