Film Critic Slams Most Of Hollywood

 

 Film Critic Slams Most Of Hollywood

British film critic David Thomson basically went NUTS on Hollywood this morning. The ­Editor of The Biographical Dictionary Of Film ripped apart almost every A-lister I can think of during an interview with The Daily Mail. Here is just a sample of what he had to say about today’s top celebs:

• HUGH JACKMAN: He is hot (I suppose). Now, he just needs to be interesting.
• KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: She is ­astonishingly beautiful. But Keira is about as interesting as a creme brulée where too much refrigeration has killed flavor with ice burn. She is still more credible as a faintly animated photographer’s model than as an actress.
• BEN AFFLECK: On one hand I have always had a soft spot for Affleck. But my other view is that he is boring, ­complacent and criminally lucky to have got away with everything so far.
• BRAD PITT: Hardly anything he touches now is less than ‘precious’ and ‘awesome’ — it can’t be long before he begins to look very tired.
• HILARY SWANK: In nearly everything she has done, she has been pretty, dull, ordinary and incapable of lifting the film clear of a sanctimonious mud.
• JENNIFER ANISTON: She’s in her 40s now and her £5 ­million-a-movie career ­cannot go on for much longer. But rather in the manner of Doris Day, while one can make gentle fun of Jennifer Aniston, it’s hard to dislike her.
• DREW BARRYMORE: I can’t help finding it shocking, as well as startling, that Drew Barrymore was born so recently (in 1975), and yet seems to have been here, and a problem, for so long.
• GEORGE CLOONEY: It’s clear, as he approaches 50, that George Clooney is the most liked actor in U.S. ­pictures. And it is also clear that he knows it.
• MATT DAMON: What’s most interesting about Damon is the very lack of good looks — and the feeling of a squashed and rebuilt face.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on the set of the Movie 'The Tourist' in Venice, Italy, Apr 12, 2010

Angelina Jolie: Bound For the Mental Hospital!

We've witnessed her "steal" a woman's husband.

We've heard about her scandalous old drug photos.

We've reported on her being blackballed by her family.

We've seen stories about her being a vindictive, jealous control freak who makes children cry and stages bogus happy family photo ops for positive PR.

At this point, what gossip hasn't been written about Angelia Jolie? That she's been committed to a mental institution? Nope, you can now add that to the list:

SHE'S INSANE!!! Probably not really ... but look at that photo!

According to the National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie’s notoriously crazy outbursts have flared up in spades in light of a new tell-all book about her dark, sordid past.

The tabloid, with already alleged a suicide attempt by Jolie late last year, says she's headed off to the loony bin after a meltdown that has left Brad Pitt in tears.

Somehow we suspect if Angelina were institutionalized, we'd have heard about it, or the National Enquirer wouldn't be the source of such a bombshell story.

Then again, we thought the same about John Edwards' affair with Rielle Hunter, and Tiger Woods' dalliances with Rachel Uchitel, so you never really know ...

More Kids For Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie?!

 More Kids For Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie?!

Is Brangelina trying to give the Duggar’s a run for their money? Angelina Jolie was on Larry King Live this week and told Larry that she and Brad haven’t ruled out more kids!

The Tourist star said that while they have “no plans at the moment,” to add any more kids to their already large brood, she and Brad haven’t decided against it.

“But we’re always open [to the idea],”

She also said that when she and Brad are out with the kids they try to hide from the paps, and make it as normal for the kids as possible;

“Well, we try not to get them into the middle of it,” she explained. “We try to get them around things and under things.” “We just have to kind of smile and say, ‘Don’t worry, it’s not scary. They just like to take pictures…As a parent, the only thing you can do is try to make sure that they don’t feel it’s a threat, you don’t act like it’s a threat, and you just keep smiling so they don’t feel anything negative.”

I think that’s a good way to look at it. And the kids don’t look too bothered by the cameras either. It also seems that we’ve been seeing a lot of the kids lately, and coincidentally Angelina has a movie to promote!

What do you think about Brad and Angelina having more kids? They seem to be busy enough with the 6 they already have!

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Angelina Jolie Will Make Next Big Move To Hungary?

As if Angelina Jolie's kids weren't international enough, new reports have them settling down in Budapest Hungary at the end of the year so that the actress can make her directorial debut with a film about the war in Yugoslavia in the early '90's.

Jolie spent the weekend scouting for locations in the city with the couple's two-year-old twins, Knox and Vivienne.

The rumors have the movie beginning filming in November so I guess that's when we'll look for new pictures of the Jolie-Pitt clan over in Europe!
And in case you're wondering what the movie is about, here's a small summary.

The hard hitting film reportedly focuses on a horrific sex crime amid the conflict when a Serbian soldier raped a Bosnian woman.

What do you think -- fact or fiction? Moving to Budapest to film a movie about serious war crimes sounds like something Angelina would want to do. (imnotobsessed)

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Angelina Jolie "Salt" High Def Caps

Angelina Jolie Talks Plastic Surgery And Date Nights In Venice

 Angelina Jolie Talks Plastic Surgery And Date Nights In Venice

Angelina Jolie is giving interviews left and right during promotion for “The Tourist“, and is opening up about everything from her kids’ wardrobe choices to plastic surgery. She shares that she hasn’t had any work done and isn’t planning on it, either.

“I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will. But if it makes somebody happy then that’s up to them. I’m not in somebody else’s skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don’t plan to do it myself.

Angelina is pretty content in her life with Brad and the kids:

“I enjoy the work more now because I enjoy life more,” she says. “When you have children the whole world shifts for you. You have these little people that make you laugh and remind you every day of what is important, and you get to be their parent and that’s the most important thing you’ll ever be. Everything else comes from that.”

The actress dishes on the uniqueness of having a date night in Venice (where she filmed The Tourist):

“One night Brad and I went out to dinner and I wanted to get dressed up and wear my heels. By the time we’d finished dinner we had to borrow welly boots because the water had risen so high that you couldn’t walk down the street,” she explained. “But that’s the magic of Venice.”

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Angelina Jolie – Jewellery Designer?

 Angelina Jolie – Jewellery Designer?

Apparently Angelina Jolie is about to add the title of Jewellery Designer to her resume. Because she’s not busy enough being a mother of 6, actress, director and humanitarian (and home wrecker if you listen to Chelsea Handler) she’s decided to add her own jewellery collection to the list!

Us Magazine is reporting that Angelina is teaming up with former Asprey CEO Robert Procop to release her own line of jewellery. Procop told WWD;

“Angelina has very classic style,”
“These are pieces she wears herself.”

Unfortunately those pieces won’t be available to you and me. Nope, Procop will sell the pieces exclusively to his network of clients, with all proceeds going directly to Jolie’s charity, the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict. I think that’s wonderful that the proceeds will go to charity, but do you think that exclusive clients will be more apt to buy pieces designed by a celebrity, or would it be better if it was made available to the public?  Would you wear jewellery designed by Angelina Jolie if you had the chance?

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Get The Controversy Over Shiloh’s Style

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Get The Controversy Over Shiloh’s Style

I have to agree with Angelina Jolie on this one. Honestly, one of the most talked about things online is why Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has short hair! It really is something that a lot people think a lot about, and Angelina addressed it when she spoke with YOU Magazine.

“I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called John for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie.”

Shiloh is so young – I can’t believe that people think she should look any way at all! I think it’s great that Angelina and Brad are willing to let their children express themselves. She also went on to say that encouraging all of her children’s originality is important to her.

“Hopefully I’m giving my children the sense that they are deeply loved and deeply safe. At the same time we are hopefully encouraging their individuality as they get to know who they are, and not getting in the way of that. That’s why they are six very strong individuals.”

That must be one very busy house! What do you think of Angelina letting her kids express their individuality through their clothes and hair?

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Get The Controversy Over Shiloh’s Style

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Get The Controversy Over Shiloh’s Style

I have to agree with Angelina Jolie on this one. Honestly, one of the most talked about things online is why Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has short hair! It really is something that a lot people think a lot about, and Angelina addressed it when she spoke with YOU Magazine.

“I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called John for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie.”

Shiloh is so young – I can’t believe that people think she should look any way at all! I think it’s great that Angelina and Brad are willing to let their children express themselves. She also went on to say that encouraging all of her children’s originality is important to her.

“Hopefully I’m giving my children the sense that they are deeply loved and deeply safe. At the same time we are hopefully encouraging their individuality as they get to know who they are, and not getting in the way of that. That’s why they are six very strong individuals.”

That must be one very busy house! What do you think of Angelina letting her kids express their individuality through their clothes and hair?

(imnotobsessed)

Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie A “Homewrecker”

 Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie A “Homewrecker”

When I first heard this, it seemed random: why does Chelsea Handler care about Angelina Jolie? Then I remembered Chelsea talking about vacationing with Jennifer Aniston in Mexico this past Thanksgiving and remembered their friendship.


So that may explain why Chelsea Handler is calling Angelina a “homewrecker.”

“She’s a homewrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f***ing **** … You’re a f***ing b***h.”

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Attend ‘The Tourist’ Premiere In Spain

 Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Attend ‘The Tourist’ Premiere In Spain

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are certainly making the rounds for ‘The Tourist’. First we saw Hollywood’s favorite couple in Germany, then in Italy and today we have new shots of Brad and Angie in Spain.

Angelina Jolie has been keeping it classy on the red carpet. She’s never really one to rock a ton of color, but I would love to see her in something bright or floral. Unfortunately, I doubt that’s in her game plan. Black, white and beige seem to be her safe zone.

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Angelina Jolie attends the German Photocall of 'Salt' in Berlin, Aug 18, 2010