Maison Martin Margiela 22 Wedding Shoe Abortion

I found these absolutely stunning Maison Martin Margiela 22 heels, which I ordered for potentially for my wedding dress. They turned out to be an absolute abortion of a shoe effort. Which is unfortunate because they are absolutely the most beautiful shoes I've ever held in my hands, which were the only body part that got to experience them since they were too narrow to fit onto my foot. I felt like Cinderella's step-sister, all shoving my oar of a foot into 'em.

($190, Maison Martin Margiela 22, Yoox.com)

These photos do them no justice whatsoever. The white part is actually this stunning nude-colored (if you're me) mesh, and while they look really delicate, they're made so well. I cried putting them back into the box and sending them back to Yoox. I tried them in a 9, which I never wear, but they were just too narrow. Bew! Oh yeah, big shoutout to Yoox, because they're on their returns like white on rice. Hate when returns take like 2838348 years. Theirs take like 10 days. Super speedy, and I'm lovin' on their customer service.

Also, um, check out these bizarre-ass money shoes by Maison Martin Margiela 22:

($190, Maison Martin Margiela 22, Yoox.com)

They're like the classiest hooker heels EVER. Also, if you give me $190, a pair of old heels and some Monopoly money and some Crazy Glue, I will recreate this look for you. Win!