I Left Behind This Eskell Dress And I'm Gilt-Free

I LOVE Gilt. And Rue La La. And Ideeli. But that's the problem. I love them. And sometimes when you love something you need to take a little break. And so it was with no lack of Herculean effort that I stepped AWAY from the monitor, after I'd added this adorable silk Eskell Lucine dress with a yin/yang confetti print AND drawstring waist (I LOVE a drawstring waist -- SO flattering on a curvy lady like myself) and I closed out my screen. Sad, I know. (Plus, I should've been a more conscientious shopper and removed it from my cart -- sorry!) But we're not out of this economic crisis, and I need to start demonstrating more of the financial responsibility I had... at some point or another. Mama gotta start living off the fat of the land for a while. The fat of the land being the trillions of things I already own, of course.

($99, Eskell, Giltgroupe.com)

And so, goodbye, Eskell dress! I hardly knew ye! Take it away, Nazareth!

Gilty As Charged!

($49, Vivienne Tam, GiltGroupe.com)

Oh Gilt. Why can't I quit you? See, I REALLY need to unsubscribe to Ruelala, Ideeli, and Gilt. All they are are little landmines of temptation, bombing my inbox and blasting my bank account and that tiny little fragile shred of what's left of my self-control. My latest episode of "Oh, Hey, I Guess I'm Buying This" features these mesh, seamed Vivenne Tam leggings. Whoopsie daisies!

Luxe Lust: Alexander McQueen Silk Embroidered Cape Pencil Dress... WITH FEATHERS!

($1598, Alexander McQueen, Gilt Groupe)

They're actually not feathers but GOLD EMBROIDERY! DEATH! DEATH BY EMBROIDERY THAT LOOKS LIKE GOLD FEATHERS! ON SILK! = DOUBLE DEATH!

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

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GET THEE TO GILT GROUPE For Their Louboutin Sale!

Gilt Groupe's Christian Louboutin sale is goin'... goin'... almost GONE, but there are, surprisingly, a few pairs left, which would be PERFECTION for weddings! Check up on it, and refresh the page if they're lookin' like they're all sold out. Not sure if that will actually land a pair in your basket, but I am seeing inventory change when I do that. Hee! And, leave your email in the comments if you need a Gilt Group invite.

($428, Christian Louboutin, Gilt Groupe)

The Draped lurex Louboutins in Platinum are freaking HEAVENLY and PERFECT for brides, no? And OBVS you could wear them OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.

($428, Christian Louboutin, Gilt Groupe)

Same Draped Lurex Pumps, in Fuchisa. I love the rhinestone buckle.

($468, Christian Louboutin, Gilt Groupe)

Not rully my speed, but perfs for a fancy beach wedding. Go geyt 'em gurlz!